Uh-oh June 11, 2013Posted by philangelus in sarcasm.
Tags: frustration, knitting, online shopping
Step One: Order beautiful yarn from an online seller. Use generous gift card from Sister-in-law.
Step Two: Because beautiful yarn plus shipping totals to twenty-six cents less than the gift card amount, select a cheap item to add to the order. Pick a shawl stick. Since there are 30 varieties of shawl pin, just pick a nice one. Submit order.
Step Three: Four days later, receive an email from the seller that the shawl stick is out of stock and will hold up delivery of your order for four weeks. Note that the seller has offered to allow you to change the order.
Step Four: Write to the seller and suggest four other options for shawl sticks, promising to be just as happy with whatever they send.
Step Five: Receive email from seller stating that your order has been changed in the system and will ship tonight.
Step Six: Receive new email from seller stating that the order has shipped.
Step Seven: Rejoice!
Step Eight: Notice there is a twenty-six cent balance on your gift card.
Step Nine: Yep. The shawl stick is now totally removed from the order.
Well? What do you think is going to arrive in the mail? Let’s take guesses and I’ll let you know when it arrives.