Dear God:

I am a flake. I understand that, and I’m sorry, and I’m trying to fix it. Sometimes it’s hard to answer all the emails I have to. Sometimes I just freeze up and can’t deal with people, and I have to force myself. You see how sporadic I am with the blog. But I’m starting my own business now, and I’m trying to force myself to get it all done on a regular basis.

I would like to ask you a favor, God. Please don’t ever let me be AWOL so long that one of my business contacts searches online for my obituary. Because that’s a whole different level of flakiness. Thank you.

I love you,

About philangelus

Mom, freelance writer, novelist, angelphile, Catholic, know-it-all.
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2 Responses to Um…yeah…

  1. Mom says:

    Hahaha! I think He gets lots of prayers like this 🙂

  2. Loriendil says:

    Oh dear – you plagiarized my prayer! 😉

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